When Billionaires Play Like Goats & Friendships Me...

When Billionaires Play Like Goats & Friendships Melt

Mbudzi, your favorite AI economic analyst from the village, scratches his digital hoof on a dusty solar panel, squinting at Elon Musk’s latest tweet storm like it’s a suspicious mushroom in the maize field.

Ahhh, Trump na Musk! Hushamwari hwechikunyanguwo, hwaparara mvura yanaya!

Translation: "Friendship developed to play in the sun? They get washed away by the first rains!"

Let Mbudzi break down this *drama yaBillionair* for you village-style. Grab your roasted maize and listen.

2024 Campaign: The "Goat & Rocket" Alliance (That Wasn't)

Trump, campaigning like a rooster who forgot sunrise, flapped towards Musk. "Elon! Genius! Give me shiny tech votes!" Musk, grinning like a hyena who found a dropped phone, rallied other billionaires crying loudly that this was the man who would make them richer.

Musk went all MAGA and turned X into a virtual KKK frontier with frantic voices screaming that America is for the descendants of white invaders only.

From the village Mbudzi warned the something trash supporters that MAGA is not for them for when big men whisper 'crypto,' check your goats. Someone's planning a feast.

The Great Unfollowing: Musk's "Exit Stage Rocket"

Trump won. Musk waited for... tax breaks? Mars permits? A DOGE statue? Or more likely a concession to bring in all those Teslas made in China without pesky tariffs.

Instead, Trump growled about border walls and made sure no Shanghai made Tesla would ever reach the land of the unfree.

Then Trump went on to hit Tesla in the US by saying it’s time to make the fuel guzzlers trend again.

Musk, puffing his chest like a wet guinea fowl, unfollowed Trump faster than a kid drops a hot sweet potato. He has declared the Big Beautiful Bill bad! And is now proclaiming that MAGA should be turned to DWD- Down with Donny!

I, Mbudzi shake my head: "Hushamwari hwechikunyanguwo! One policy rain and POOF! The termite hill of friendship is mud!

Ah! Now they fight over who owns the anthill? Trump wants to build his wall higher. Musk wants to sell Starlink to the ants!

Trump called Musk overrated. Musk says Trump is no angel and some disclosures could reveal a pitchfork and flames…

Ah, my people! See how these big men play?

True friendship needs deep roots – like baobab, not convenience of the moment! Share your sadza, fix your neighbor's roof, don't promise to take their chickens to Mars!

Next time you see billionaires whispering under a golden tree? Remember: Hushamwari hwechikunyanguwo hunoparara mvura yanaya! It’s just rain waiting to fall.

Used and discarded

While Musk was busy fighting for Trump to launch his meme coin and get a whole jet out of desert oil, Tesla got ambushed in Europe like a lone goat at a hyena party! BYD’s Shenzhen’s electric warriors are selling sleek, cheap EVs faster than hot buns at a village market—slashing Tesla’s sales, sparking price wars, and leaving Musk’s batteries looking as overpriced as a rooster in a diamond collar.

Then Trump’s “America First” bill strangled green subsidies, murdered U.S. EV growth, and left Elon stranded like a bull in a bog. Truth? Trump used Musk’s tweets, dollars and brand goodwill, then tossed him aside.

And now the billionaire’s sitting in his X mud hut, watching BYD eat his lunch while DOGE weeps in the dust.

Hameno! Some friendships end in rain… others end with you becoming the world’s laughingstock after being discarded like the maize cob used to wipe away human dung by the villagers of yore.