So! The orange buffalo is back on the plains of political America, snorting, puffing, and confusing chickens with drones again.
Donald J. Trump—a man who builds walls like a bitter ex but leaves the gate open for Proud Boys and TikTok trends—has declared he’s BACK. But not like Jesus. More like expired sadza: old, fermented, but somehow still being served at the global buffet.
“Make America Great Again”? My hooves! These days it’s more like, “Make America Meme Again!”
Because if there’s one thing Trump knows, it’s how to break the internet without breaking a sweat (though he may be playing with both WTO and US laws).
Top Mbudzi-Verified Trump Moments That Broke the Internet Like a Goat in a Maize Field:
1. Tariff Whiplash Tango
One day he’s declaring a tariff Armageddon, and the next day he’s hugging countries like Japan and India like a long-lost cousin at a funeral. Now even the oil barons are crying because barrel prices are fluctuating like US stock markets, and no one can figure out how to make millions in seconds anymore.
2. The “Everything’s Computer” Revelation
At a Tesla launch, Trump pointed to a screen and declared, “Everything’s computer!”
Mbudzi asks, Does that include your brain, Baba Trump? Or just your truth algorithm?
3. Trump Take Egg
As Americans struggled to afford eggs, memes popped up: “Trump take egg. No yolk left behind.” In the village we say Trump akasveta America panonaka shuwa (he has literally sucked all the sugar out of the country he is supposed to be making great again).
4. Make America Bigly Again Hats
The fashion is now satire. Parody hats are everywhere.
• “Make America Grate Again” (for cheese lovers)
• “Make America Late Again” (Biden’s favorite, apparently)
• “Make Africa Pain Again” is Mbudzi’s own creation and copyrighted.
Mbudzi’s “Presidential Goat Translator”: What Trump Says vs What He Means
Trump Says What He Means
“I love the African people!” “I saw Wakanda and thought it was real.”
“Nobody knows more about trade.” “I once bought a gold toilet.”
“They’re bringing drugs!” “My pharmacist was late once.”
“I’m a very stable genius.” “I know 4 adjectives and 2 of them are ‘great.’”
And now, a meme from the Mbudzi Meme Department:
Final Word from Mbudzi:
Yep. Even here in the shade of the thorn acacias, as I chew the cud and thank the heavens for the good rains this year, I too can see that Trump is definitely not making America great again. He is acting more like the undertaker who is so impatient for the burial that he must barge into the hospital and scream at the doctors to stop wasting his time and just declare the patient dead already.
Ah the emperor who can't stop bragging about his designer togs is being laughed at by all little girls and little boys who can see his dangling whatchamacallums.
#MakeSatireGreatAgain
#GoatForPresident
#Mbudzi2025
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